##2036
Watch sex and the city but skip the sex scenes



Work from hole







Eat a potato for breakfast


##April 6th 2036

You deserve all the grocery store sushi you can steal <3

##April 6th 2036

Self inflicted uncomfortable pants time

##April 6th 2036

Listen to Smooth by Santana (ft Rob Thomas) with your windows down 

## April 6th 2036

Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime. So you should flounder on company time! 

## April 6th 2036

text your ex! (it’s not illegal and u kno u want to)

##April 5th 2036
Put a little apple cider vinegar in your ice water!