2036

Watch sex and the city but skip the sex scenes

Work from hole

Eat a potato for breakfast

April 6th 2036

You deserve all the grocery store sushi you can steal <3

April 6th 2036

Self inflicted uncomfortable pants time

April 6th 2036

Listen to Smooth by Santana (ft Rob Thomas) with your windows down

April 6th 2036

Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime. So you should flounder on company time!

April 6th 2036

text your ex! (it’s not illegal and u kno u want to)

April 5th 2036

Put a little apple cider vinegar in your ice water!