dear

Big Green Girl,


Winnie the pooh make me cry too much. It is too emotional to watch this bear get his honey. Every time I see anything from winnie the pooh I cry, whether it be one of the Films or a two second clip on youtube. It is an ugly heaving cry


Normally this is not a problem however my new friends hate when i cry. every time i cry they say "omigod somebody fix the leaky pipes!!" they laugh and laugh and laugh. I can't help but cry though when I see this bear, Winnie the Pooh. But I can't stop hanging out with my friends because they are cool and let me do favors for them like go to the store to get their groceries


I have begun to wrap a bandage around my eyes so I don't see Winnie the Pooh. This is a temporary solution however as I would like to see. I have a hard time getting around without tripping over things. How do i fix this


Yours,

Help Me


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Dear Help Me,




I would first like to state that I considered at length whether to answer this question or not. Although it seems impossible for you to not be aware of the nature of the bear you are idolizing, I will answer this question as if your intentions in asking it are nothing but pure.



Winnie the Pooh has been arrested on counts of 21 federal offenses, including Drug Trafficking, Sexual Exploitation, Domestic Terrorism, Cyber Crimes, and Failure to Pay Child Support Obligations.



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He is as detestable, repugnant excuse for a bear, and his reign over American social capital lasted nearly a century. His involvement with the likes of Harvey Weinstein and Jeffery Epstein should have been enough for public opinion to indict him. It took a 12-year investigation that resulted in the deaths of 5 undercover federal offices.



My only remaining advice is to thoughtfully consider how you engage with characters such as Pooh. We are all survivors of his charade.


Always yours,

Big Green Girl


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